Worthless and Weak

Hey, I just want everyone to know that I had a good birthday, a good birthday party, and I can now buy alcohol for you, you underage reader.

Details about the b-day and Priss's stayover will be posted probably tomorrow. Ok, see you all later! :)

Ever have a dream where you can't sleep? If you do, is that relaxing or not? Who knows...

Alright, so at around 10:45 or so, the Yankees were blanking the Dodgers 3-0, and the Giants were crushing the Red Sox 7-2. And I was sad. Fast foward a few hours and, the Red Sox beat the Giants 14-9, (including striking out Barry Bonds looking!!!), and the Dodgers beat the Yankees 6-3. So, its a very good day.

Anyway, I just wanna let everybody know that I'm still alive, that I've been working a ton of hours, and that Priss is coming real soon. And that I've been having a bunch of really really weird dreams lately. Anyway, I guess its time for some more weird dreams.

Ok, so I went to the redsox game today. And I had sooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun. So I went with my little brother, my two cousins, my aunt, uncle, and my uncle's brother and sister in law. So anyway, my youngest cousin, Charlie, is sooooo cute (he's only four years old). So the two of us had lots of fun, he was trying to name all the members of the Red Sox, and I was telling him random players from the 1940's and 50's, (such as Jim Tabor or Vern Stephens), and he would say "THATS NOT A REAL PLAYER!!!!!"

Anyway, the game itself was incredible, the Padres got out to an early 1-0 lead, on a double on the first or second pitch of the game. But in the second inning, Pokey homered over the monster to tie it. And it was incredible as everyone yelled "POOOOOKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!! POOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!" It was insane.

Then, next inning, Ortiz singles, then Manny homers onto lansdown street. Then, somebody gets up and yells, "IN HONOR OF MANNY'S HOMERUN..... FREE PEANUTS!!!" so we all got all the peanuts we could ever want. And its everything that a baseball game should be.

Well, the next inning, we got Ortiz and Youkilis on second and third with Manny up. So, of course, they walk him. Which means that Nomar has a chance for a grand slam. So, Nomar gets up, takes a pitch or two, then swings. And makes contact. And its flying towards the monster, closer, closer, looks like its out of there...

But it hits it three quarters of the way up, giving Nomar a double. Which is still pretty durn good. Anyway, we win, 9-3. And have an overall wonderful time.

And now I go to bed. See you all later.

So, I bet you're asking what happened to Roger Fortnight. Well, it turned into Roger unspecified period of time. And Roger unspecified period of time will have anohter post soon, as I'm in the middle of an article comparing his 1997 season to every other great season out there. So you'll see it, eventually.

Anyway, for now, we're gonna take a look at several searches that have landed people on my page! Lets take a look:

"I'm Stup" Hmmm, this one seems weird. Maybe they're too stup to realize it's spelled "stupid."

"Salim Furth Blog": Well, this one is self explanatory, except that I should note that my site was the second hit on the google search, and Salim's actual blog wasn't until fourth or so.

"www.nhnude.com" pass

"Seth's Disease" This is a horrible ailment which causes one to wear Hawaiin shirts all the time.

"efection loop" Obviously, not pefect in speeling

"Seth A Burton" What scares me is that this means somebody actually wants to find out somethign about this kid.

"nhnude.com" ummm, I really should explain this some time.

"snl colonial Angus" I don't really have anything witty to say about this. sorry

"Luke Jones" I think my webpage is the second hit for Luke Jones on a yahoo search. Should that be impressive or something?

Anyway, its time to go to bed, nigh! :)