Worthless and Weak

Well, we have a name for our 1000th visitor. Its Mary whats-her-face, who used to live down the hall from the guy who used to be my roommate. Congradulations, Mary whats-her-face who used to live down the hall from the guy who used to be my roommate, lets see what you've won. First of all, your name in my blog. Twice. And you should be lucky to get that, considering that you have such a long name. Seconldly, you have won 100 cents. Finally, you have won a nomination for the second annual "GL Person of the Year Award." Good luck.

Secondly, I've looked back through the blog, as I do occasionally. Anyway, I like my writing style. Its awesome. I'm funny. Anyway, I think this is one of the best paragraphs that I've written, ever. enjoy:

Anyway, this week has been frustrating and aggrevating for me on a number of different levels, for a number of different reasons. So I'm glad that its over, but I don't think its going to be getting better any time soon. But who cares? All around me people have reasons to be happy, which is why I wrote this. So for all you people who should be happy, go forth and be happy!! And ya know what? I'm sure that if I looked long enough and hard enough, I could find that reason to be happy. Well, good-bye and good luck.

Another day. Another come from behind victory for our beloved Red Sox. Only this time, we had one player with two, count 'em two grand slams. Not bad. Anyway, I just can't wait until tomorrow, and I wonder what we'll see next. Anyway, goodnight!

THIS JUST IN! We've had our 1000th visitor. I would like to welcome him/her to our site, only I have no idea who it was. All I know about them is that use "verizon.net." Whoever it is, well, you just won yourself a free nomination for the 2nd annual GL person of the year award. Anyway, see you alls later!

Ever read people's blogs? Well, I assume so, because you're reading mine. But, I think you might find a common theme to all blogs, and that is that everybody's life sucks. I haven't been telling you all how much my life sucks. This is primarily due to my inability to have a coherent thought. That, and I have decided not to make this blog into a device for self pity.

But I think that kind of keeps me secret, I don't really share stuff here. You could read this whole blog and not really learn a thing about me. Now, this happened for several reasons.

For instance, lets assume that I am, how shall we say, smitten, with a certain girl. Now I like a girl only after I have known her for a while. So, if I know somebody, I'm talking to them over AIM, and hopefully she's reading my blog. Which means that if I'm say, trying to "get it on" with say, "Jennifer." Now, its entirely possible that I should in fact tell Jennifer that I like her. But, I must wait till I'm ready. Which leads me to believe that it would be a good idea not to talk about how much I like Jennifer in my blog.

Anyway, thats not entirely it. I'm a very private person. I like keeping things to myself, so I don't really share all my feelings and fears and stuff.

But, I think I'm gonna make an exception tonight. Cause, there's something that I just have to get off my chest. I've made a stupid attempt at saying it earlier in this entry. Well, what I'm trying to say, is, Jennifer, I love you. Every time I see you, I just get so excited that I can't take it anymore. Please please please!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

I am a believer. After this three game Sox-Yankees series, I honestly believe that the Red Sox are going to win the World Series. I know this sounds cliched and everything, but the Red Sox just know how to win. They can battle back from anything, and have one of the best offenses ever.

Anyway, listening to the Sox Crush the Yankees just made my day. Put me in a great mood, and everything rocks when you're in a great mood. Music sounds better. Anyway, I'm really happy right now, but I'm going to go to bed. So, see you all tomorrow.

Its yet again time to update the ol' webpage. Only I have no idea what to say whatsoever.

Anyway, I had a rough day at work today, and rough days really seem to tire me. So, I think that I'm going to go to bed. And, while in bed, I will hope for a better day tomorrow.

Nighty-night-night! Night!

If you haven't done so already, scroll down and visit the links in the last post. Especially the hikeish thingy.

Anyway, I'm kinda tired, so I think I'm gonna make this short, but updated. I think I'm gonna do a movie review this week.

The movie for the week is "S.W.A.T." I think. Anyway, I haven't actually seen the movie, but that won't stop me from reviewing it. Because I have seen the TV trailers for it. And, if you ask me, thats all you really need to see of this movie. The movie has something to do with SWAT teams and stuff, and there will be lots of gunfights and killings and explosions and the like.

The best part of the movie is when they are walking the villian in front of television cameras, and he says. "I will give 100 million dollars to whoever gets me out of here. ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLA!!!" I really hope that people start saying "HUNDRED MILLION DOLLA" now, because that would be really cool. Not like I ever actually see people these days. All I do now is just sit in front of my computer all day. I used to have a little brother, I'm not sure what happened to him.

Anyways, if you happen to see me, could you do me a favor and say "HUNDRED MILLION DOLLA!" for me? Thanks

Alright, so I should be updating this more. I'm gonna update it now, and then again tonight, and every night henceforth. I will, even if its only a sentence!

Ok, three things for you. First, a photo-essay about my hike.

Second, a good mini-golf score.

Finally, proof that Brittany hates Pud Galvin.

Well, its about time for another update of the ol' blog. Now, I once again apologize that I haven't been updating lately, once again its just not been a priority that it once was. If I had a high speed internet connection, (like I did at school) then it probably wouldn't be an issue. But there are times when it takes a while to update, and it discourages me, so I might not update, so I choose instead to update tomorrow. And, if I haven't updated the previous day, it lowers the chances that I update the next day, so its a vicious downward spiral. And, I might just be bringing it to an end. My downward spiral, that is, not my blog. I'll try to make it a priority, I'll probably fail, but I'll try.

Anyway, if you're a loyal reader of my blog, which I don't think you are, because I don't think I have any, you will from time to time notice that I talk about things that I don't want to know. Well, today, for the first time, learned something that I didn't want to know.I looked at my floor, and I saw the cartridge for Mario Kart 64. And I said to myself, "I don't want to know how it got there." And, upon examining the question, I deduced the manner to which it came to reside on my floor. So, for the first time I actually learned something that I didn't want to know. And it turned out that it wasn't anything cool at all, it was just a normal explanation, not even worth writing here, so I won't. But it was completely dull in every way. And I wonder perhaps if all the other things that I don't want to know about are as dull as that? I don't know. Perhaps thats why I don't want to know these things, they might turn out to have explanations that are quite ordinary. Who knows?

Anyway, thats all for tonight, see you later.

I realized today that I'm not updating my blog anymore. Like, some actual stuff is happening in my life, and I'm not letting you know about it. I'm not quite sure why this is. I've never liked sharing about myself, and I guess maybe this is just me being quiet. So, perhaps this will update you abouts my life.

The summer is basically being spent working at a nursing home, and playing video games. Thats about it. My work consists of doing things like pouring milk into glasses, and then putting those glasses onto trays. Thats my life. Then washing dishes. Anyways, its a job. And it gives me the feeling that I'm not completely wasting my summer.

Anyway, I just learned today that stuff my last blog entry wasn't posted. But, in re-reading it, I also realized that I forgot to mention a funny story.

So, we were driving home from the mountain, I was driving, Seth was in the front passenger seat, Melissa and Brittney were in the back. Anyway, we hit a huge traffic thingy (everybody trying to escape from New Hampshire). Anyway, as we were driving, Brittney suddenly goes "EEEEKKKKK!!" a caterpillar. Apparently, a caterpillar was crawling on the back of my chair. So, the rational people in the car told her to put it on a piece of paper, and through it out the window. So, she finds some weird piece of cardboard, which is an ad for something, and manages to get the caterpillar on it.

Now, one would imagine that a certain percentage of people would roll down the window, and the rest would open the door. And you might suspect that the percent of people who would roll down the window would be something like 99.95%. This is probably a pretty accurate number. Which means that what, 1 out of 2000 people would open the door on a moving car instead of rolling down the window, in order to throw out the caterpillar. Now, I think that if I counted them all, I probably know about 2000 people. Now, of those 2000 people that I know, I ask myself, who would be most likely to open the door? Its pretty close, between my former roommate, Seth Burton (not the Seth on this trip), and Brittney. And I'm leaning slightly towards Brittney. But anyway, she is in fact the one person in 2000 who would open the door instead of roll down the window. So, after she does this, we all yell at her, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!???!!!" To which she really doesn't have much to say. Now, we were only going abot 20 mph do to traffic, but its still unexpected, and if you're ever driving a car and somebody opens the door, I don't think you'd like it.

Anyway, after we inform her of the invention of windows, she sticks her arm out all the way, and starts waving the paper around. She does this for a few minutes, and it doesn't seem to work. By this time, it was bumper to bumper traffic, but the car behind us is about 100 feet behind us at all times, apparently scared of us. And I don't know this for a fact, but I'd be willing to bet that the doors were locked.

Anyway, so then we suggest that, instead of waving the paper around, she should try to scrape it off on the edge of the window. I bet you can't guess what she did next. Because I didn't. I mean, theoretically, everything she has done so far has made some sort of sense, and has a reason behind it. The thing that she does next doesn't. I makes no sense whatsoever. She rolls up the window, with her arm still out. Now, electric windows won't take off your fingers, let alone your arm, but it still must hurt a little bit. So there she was, with her arm trapped in the window, waving a piece of paper with a caterpillar on it. So, I take pitty on her, and roll down the window for her, (I can do that, I've got the master controls at my fingertips.) Anyway, so she finally tries scrapping the caterpillar off, and it flicks off, and lands right in her lap. At this, she screams, and I laugh histarically. Believe me, it was funny. So, eventually she gets the caterpillar out of the car, and a funny story into my blog.