Worthless and Weak

Just about the perfect day today.

First, I got an extra hour (hooorray daylight savings time) this morning.

Next, it was really nice out (frickin 65 degrees).

Third, I went home early.

Finally, my asshole boss didn't show up today.

There is no better way to understand the importance of capital in our economy than by spending any amount of time tyring to sew something without the benefit of a sewing machine.

In other news, my costume is finished, you'll have photos tomorrow, I hope.

Today's cool link of the day: http://www.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~morph/Transformer/

So, today I met Luke (or Chad, as he should be called), for lunch outside of Cappy's. As he was locking his bike, a random person walked up to him (notice that he walked, this is suspicious, perhaps?) and started talking to him about bikes for about half an hour. So I was standing there, I don't know a damn thing about bikes, so I'm just trying to smile and act like I'm slightly interested in the conversation.

Anyway, afterwards Luke apologized to me, to which I responded "hey, its like if somebody just walked up to me and started talking about economics"

Time yet again for another exciting post from me!. Anyway, some of you have been wondering what the hell I've been doing since my blog seemed to die at the begining of the summer. Well, to make a long story short, I've been doing two things.

First, I got a job at Enterprise-rent-a-car, cleaning rental cars. I find lots of interesting stuff there.

Secondly, I've been writing a novel, which is now up to fifteen pages, which, I know doesn't sound like an aweful lot, but its more time than I think I've ever spent doing anything ever. Anyway, peace out.

Oh, and PS, the contest mentioned below is for real, if you provide the winning essay, I will give you a USB flash drive, worht about 40 bucks. So get writing, fools!

I'mmmm baaaaaacckkkkkk!!!!!


Yes, thats right, after my internet connection died this summer, I've finally got it working again, which means that Worthless and Weak is yet again the most important website in the history of the world.

And to celebrate, I'm throwing an essay contest!@!!eleven!

The topic of the essay will be, "what I (you) would do with a 256 mb USB flash drive filled with government secrets"

The winner gets a USB drive filled with secret government documents. Essays become property of me. You may need to pay shipping costs.