Worthless and Weak

Alrighty then. Since I used yesterday's entry to describe Saturday's things, perhaps I'll make a proper introduction to the blog today. Anyway, I was fed up with fortunecities, because they suck. I realized that I couldn't find any other free web page hosting thing, so I just decided to go with blogspot. (for those of you who are wondering, my old page is located at http://members.fortunecity.com/garylogn )

But onward, to bigger and better things. The purpose of this blog is to show you how worthless and weak you are, I will use instances from my own life to illustrate this. Really though, this is just a place where I can post random things about my life, and pretend that other people read them. So anyway, I'm going to try to post here as much as possible, which means that I'll probably post 4 times within the next week, and the 3 times in the next year. I wish I was more disciplined in doing things like that. But alas, if I don't brush my teeth immediately after breakfast, I won't brush them until before I go to bed. Anyway, I'll try to post here as much as possible. Oh, and bonus points to whoever can tell me which song "You're all Worthless and Weak" comes from. Email me at garyl_2000@yahoo.com

Now that I've introduced this, let me write stuff for you to read.

First of all, today is my first day of on-call status for federal jury duty. Which means that each friday I have to call the federal court house and see if I need to report for jury duty. Anyways, after I got back from my last class today, I find that I have been summoned to appear for State Jury duty. This evening, I said to my roommate Seth, "well, at least it isn't during finals week." He didn't catch the sarchasm in my voice. Anyway, so I'll have yet another opportunity to extract justice upon the simpletons that populate this wretched city. Oh how they will long for the days when you'd get boiled alive for a minor transgression. My judgement will be quick and merciless, I promise you.

But on to more pressing matters. Viking kittens who sing Led Zeppelin are an unholy abomonation, and they must be clensed from this earth. Silly kittens, don't you realize that you're not Norse warriors.