Worthless and Weak

You're all worthless and weak!

Thursday, October 17, 2002

Today, I discovered a way that I might challenge Trebla and win. You see, as Garrett, I am weak, and unable to do anything of much consequence. However, if I was Dee Snider, things would be different. Watching the music video, one can see how the helpless kid becomes very cool and powerful after he turns into Dee Snider.

Now, this got me thinking, "how do I go about turning myself into Dee Snider?" Then, it hit me! In the Anime "Bastard!!" a small kid gets turned into a wizard. The wizard's name?... DARK SCHNEIDER!!! (you see the resemblance in name between Dark Schneider and Dee Snider, no? They also kind of look alike) Anyway, so the way this kid gets turned into Dark Schneider is by being kissed by a virgin. So, I figure that all I need to do is get kissed by a virgin, and BAM!!! I'm Dee Snider, and I'm "not gonna take it anymore". (or if you prefer, I'm "gonna rock".)

So, if there are any virgin girls out there who wouldn't mind kissing me, just step right up.

posted by gary # 1:23 AM

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