Worthless and Weak

Well, its getting late, and I've got things to due.

First off is the very first Wassalism reported on this site...

'I really don't get this. Yesterday, I had a class here at 9:15k, and then again at 10:30. Later that afternoon, I remembered that I left my sportsjacket, which is worth about $200, and two pieces of yellow chalk. I immediately went to see if they were still there. When I got to the room, I discovered that the jacket was right where I left it, but the pieces of chalk were stolen.'

-Prof G "people are willing to pay more for front row Celtics tickets because you can tell Jason Kidd that he beats his wife, and he'll hear you" Wassal.

On to other matters. Luke noticed that he was put down as a foot-soldier in my army, and asked me to rectify the situation immediately. Luke is now officially a stupid peon, in my ever expanding army of stupid peons named Luke. Keep up the good work, Luke!

If I could be anybody, I'd really like to be the Dell guy. If I were he, I would say "dude" before everything. Like "dude, you're getting mustard on your face." Or "dude, you're getting a Dell." Anyway, if you're reading this, Dell guy, you're welcome to a high position in my army (somewhere above Luke but below me).

It happened again today. I was talking to some kid in my Stats class (Ian, I think his name was), about the exam we just took. (he screwed it up mildly, or I screwed it up majorly, one of the two). So afterwards we introduced each other to ourselves, and when I told him my name was Garrett, he said "Not Garrett Logan!!" And I was like, "ummm, yeah?" And then he said "You've got to be kidding me! You're Mark's little brother? I've got to tell everybody that I've found the little Logan." That's what he thinks, I'm the medium sized Logan. I think this is time number 4 or 5, I'm going to start having to keep track of this.