Worthless and Weak

You'll never guess what happened to me today. Never!!! If you want to make a guess, please don't read any further, and you can e-mail me your guess, and I'll tell you if you're right or not. I might even tell you if you're "hot" or "cold."

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT* Alright, this is what happened to me today: I checked my e-mail, as I do almost every day. However, in what is almost a complete first, I recieved an e-mail from a complete stranger (I think. Perhaps its really Trebla under an assumed name. But anyway...) He e-mailed me about a book review I made in my old web-page! Wow! I didn't know that people visited my old web page. And for every one who e-mails me, there have to be several who don't e-mail me. Anyway, he responded to a review of a book I had on that. Click here to see it.

*SPOILER OVER* *START READING NOW* Alrighty then. Last Tuesday, I said that I was going to bring everybody up to date on the happenings of my life and my page. So because I forgot to yesterday, I will do so today. So, without further ado, here is my life...

My name is Garrett, and I'm a sophomore at Northeastern University in Boston, Massachusetts. The purpose of this web-page is to say a little something about my life, and about my ideas. I have an arch-enemy, whose vial trechery and deviant villany plague my existance. I hate him. It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so much cooler, better looking and more intelligent than I am. Ahh, I long for the simpler times when the only enemy I had was Seth, (who is now considered my comic relief enemy, like the scorpion army.) Anyway, I have a plan for defeating Trebla, and it goes like this:

I can't stand a chance against him, but I'm sure that Twisted Sister lead singer Dee Snider would put him "under the blade." Anyway, so I figure that if I get kissed by a virgin I will turn into Dee Snider, and I may then stand a chance against Trebla. (for those of you who are wondering, I haven't yet been kissed by a virgin. By the time I get to actually kissing them, they aren't virgins anymore. (and if you believe that, I've got a bridge in New York that I'd love to sell you)). So, my original plan was to look for volunteers. (if you're a virgin (females only, please) and you would like to kiss me, just e-mail me). However, I have recieved a new plan. I need to turn a toad into a princess, and then revieve the maiden's kiss. If you have any toads you'd like to send me, you should also e-mail me. So far, I haven't been able to find any toads in Boston. (Oh well, maybe I'll have more luck during the winter).

So, as you can basically see, I'm screwed. Too bad for me. Anyway, in a seperate matter, I've tried plans A and C, and neither worked. Plan D certainly won't work, and I'm not sure that I can even start plan B. So maybe plan A and a half? Perhaps?

One last note on the update, I really like getting e-mail. So e-mail me at garyl_2000@yahoo.com and I'll love you forever. I don't care if you don't have anything to say, if you've already said something. I love hearing from people, so e-mail me please!

On to other matters now. First of all, I wish that there was somebody who knew everything, and I could ask him questions whenever I want. But, since that person isn't speaking to me anymore, I'll put it out and see if any of you know the answers. First question: why don't people IM me back when I IM them? Do they have more important things to do? Are they zombies? Do you hate me? I really wish I knew. Second question: how often can you IM people before you get annoying? I want to know!

Now that I'm done with questions, let me say a few things. First of all, a lot of the time, I feel like saying "I hate you all!!!" to the entire world. Whenver I'm feeling like this, I usually yell out "I love you all!!!" and put it on my away message. Well, since I've got a midterm at 9:15 tomorrow, I'm going to bed now, goodnight.