Worthless and Weak

The good people at Best Buy are now considered Worthless and Weak, due to their incredible lack of knowledge about Whitesnake, as has been described to me. If the people of Best Buy wish to clear their name, please contanct me.

The Universe doesn't make any sense. I've slept from 8 to ten hours everyday this weekend, and I always woke up tired, like I could use more sleep. Last night, I got about 3 and a half hours of the good stuff, and I woke up BEFORE MY ALARM, and I was wide awake. I don't get it!! Universe, you're starting to fall apart.

Which brings me to my next point, if I should happen to wake up before 5, I'll go outside and watch the metior shower. If not, then I'll dream about things that need to be dreamt about. I'd like to see them, but it would be much better if they were at 1am, instead of 4am. Oh well, I woke up at about 7:15 today, which I consider pretty much impossible. I figure I have about as much chance waking up at 4:45 tomorrow. (this is under the same concept that I have about the same chance to win $10,000 in the lottery as I do 10 million).
Slowly but surely, I'm making progress on my book/novel/story. Its about four pages now, which means that its four pages more than when I started it. I just take a random 15 minutes to an hour, and write until I feel like stopping. I make sure to do it at least once per day, (I have a lot of "boredom" time) and so its coming out.

Thank you Melissa for introducing me to Greshak. He's quite a swell fellow, if you get to know him. Anyway...

I love helping people study, it makes me feel smart. Too bad the unlucky individual who I helped will fail her test, due to my "help."

"Umm, where did you come up with this notion of the returnable reinvestment productivity index? It doesn't exist."

"I got it from an econ major here, Garrett."

Umm, he failed after the first week of freshman year. How do you know that scum anyways?

"Umm, I've got to go."

(the preceding was a dramatization of my friend failing her econ midterm)

There are only a few things in this world that really annoy me. One of them is obnoxious people, especially when they disagree with me. Ever watch PTI? I can't stand to watch 15 seconds of it before I get pissed off at how those people are opinionated jerks. The second is stupid online tests. Find out what .... you are. They are completely pointless, and you shouldn't have a blog which only has these results on them. Now, I'm being completely hypocritical when I say this, because I'm very much a "to each his own" type of person, and whatever you want to put on your page is none of my business. However, there is really no point in telling the two people that view your page everything that you are. What kitchen utensil are you? What Babylonian God(ess) are you? What type of woodland animal are you? Guess what, I don't care, and neither should you. These are completely pointless. So please, don't waste my time or yours, and leave them off your site.

Anyway, that being said, I would like to thouroughly apologize for the previous remark. I was totally out of line, and I'll try and make sure it doesn't happen again.

I'm noticing that most of my entries now no longer have one central theme, they just ramble on and on about stupid, incosequential things. I wish they had a unifying theme. But what can I do about it?

Anyway, goodnight to everybody who reads this blog in the night, goodmorning to everybody who reads it in the morning, and good afternoon to everyone who reads this blog in the afternoon. And anybody who doesn't read this can just burn in hell.