Worthless and Weak

Luke, you are now officially Worthless and Weak. Its official, there's nothing you can do to change it.

I feel slightly confused. Thats how I feel. People just do things to confuse me, like say things that don't make sense. So please stop confusing me.

Well, yesterday, we had quite an event. The 100th visitor to his page, since we kept track. It is none other than a certain Seth A Burton of 407 Huntington Ave. Boston, Massachusetts. And how about we tell Seth what he has won? He won $0.25, a mention in this blog, and an automatic entry into the "GL person of the year award," which recognizes the one person who has had the greatest/best impact in my life, this year. The nominees will be announced on December 9, and the winner will be announced on December 28. So Seth, you are currently the only nominee, so I guess that gives you a leg up on the competition, no? Well, good luck to all the contestants, as they compete for the grand prize (a $5 gift certificate to the establishment of your choice). If we get 500 visits before the 9th, the 500th visitor will also be nominated, (as well as win the magnificent prize of one hundred cents).

Well, I will apologize, but there's really not much more in the world of Garrett to report tonight. Tomorrow could bring anything, and who knows what it will bring. Perhaps something important. Perhaps something fun. Perhaps something silly, maybe something exciting, maybe something that will make my life much much better.