Worthless and Weak

Nothing of any interest happened today, so I really don't have all that much that I can write about. However, tomorrow will bring perhaps the biggest event in all of my life! Perhaps perhaps perhaps! Perhaps not, but who knows? Not I! Anyway, I can't wait for this quarter to be over, but I don't particularly want to start any other quarter. Oh well, such is life.

On to other business. Luke, you've been promoted! You are now no longer a worthless peon/court jester. You are now a level -0 yellow mage. Thats right, negative zero! I bet you thought such a number didn't even exist. Anyways, this is just the first step. The more you serve me and my cause, the more that you will be promoted. Good for you!

Thirdly and finally, I'm thinking of what to get everybody for christmas. So, here's the deal, if you tell me what you want, you're chances of getting a gift are greatly increased. There's only a few people who I already know what I'm going to get. So, give suggestions. Or don't get gifts. Anyway, the other part of that is that I need to tell people what I want. I really don't want all that much.

I had trouble figuring out what I want, so I brainstormed a few ideas. Success? Presige? Good-looks? Gift certificates to McDonalds? Victory? A walking tour of Boston? World Peace?

I decided against all these things, no matter how nice they sound. What I really want this Christmas is to be knighted. I can imagine it now! Sir Garrett Of Westford, slayer of Trebla and hero of the people!

Anyway, like always, this Christmas will not be about the material things, but rather about being with your family, and reliving all your past Christmas's that you so dearly enjoyed. I can't wait to eat cookies and decorate the tree and drink eggnog and hear huge amounts of Christmas Carols. Yay Christmas, its the most wonderful time of the year. But anyway, it isn't even thanksgiving yet, so I still have some time to wait, even though I can't!

Anyway, have a happy thanksgiving!