Worthless and Weak

Tuesdays are update days at worthless and weak. Every tuesday, I like to reintoduce myself to the readers of the blog, especially those who might just be reading the last couple of updates and want to know more about me. So, to start off I'm a sophomore at Northeastern University in Boston, Massachusetts, studying economics. My name is Garrett, I am a friendly person, and I enjoy conversing with just about any people. I was born in Pennsylvania, but I spent most of my childhood in Wisconsin, and later in Massachusetts, where my family currently lives. I'm a christian, I enjoy science fiction, anime (current fav = dragonball) and I spend most of my time pondering the meaning of the universe.

Now that you know who I am, I would like to invite everybody here to e-mail me at garyl_2000@yahoo.com. I love getting e-mail, and, unless you're one of the few people who have actually taken the time to inform me that they read the page, I would appreciate it if you would let me know. And, even if you've already told me, I'd still love getting another e-mail from you, because I like getting e-mail. Especially when its not ads. I just put on a site meter the other day, and can now see which individual people are viewing my page. So, I would like to welcome my old high school friend Seth here, and the mysterious person from Belgium (vermin?) Please stay a bit, I update every day.

Now then, on to whats going on currently in my life. Well, I'm fighting a campaign against Trebla, perhaps the evilist man in the world today. His sole goal is to watch me suffer. He is sadly my supperior, and it he is currently holding all the cards. I do, however, have a plan for combating his trechery and most villianous villany. First, I must find a frog, or toad. Then, I shall tranform that amphibian into a beautiful princess. After that, the kiss of that former frog virgin princess will release my true form and transform me into 80's rock icon Dee Snider, whereupon I shall be at least the equal of Trebla. Anyway, I haven't been able to find a toad that will easily be transformed into a princess, so my other option is to just find a virgin who will be willing to kiss me. So, if there are any virgins who would like to kiss me, you can just e-mail me. Now then, I have an update about finding a virgin!!!! I actually had somebody volunteer. Now, before you start breaking out hte champaign, there are a few things you might want to know. First of all, this individual has already proven herself the agent of Trebla, and therefore I don't trust her. Secondly, it is a well documented fact that in order to work, the virgin basically has to kiss me on the lips, not on the forehead or cheek, as she offered. This is about as genuine as Sadam allowing weapon inspector's into all but a few areas in Iraq. Basically meaning that it is purely a symbolic gesture, sacrificing nothing while trying to maintain the look of cooperation. In short, you'll have to get up earlier in the morning in order to get me to trust one of your minions, Trebla! Anyway, I realize that some of my readers might be disapointed that they aren't virgins, because they really want to kiss me. So, because I'm feeling generous, I say that I'll allow just about any female to kiss me. Aren't I a great guy!

That about raps up my weekly restatement of who I am, so now onto the events and thoughts of my day. So, nothing much happened to me today, only that it rained a lot, and therefore I don't think anybody went to frisbee. If it were summer, or I felt generally better, I think that I would have gone to frisbee, alone. But, its not, so I stayed home and watched cartoons. Go Goku!!!

Well, I've been toying with the idea of writing a book. Now, I've tried writing before, and I usually can't get past a couple of pages before hating the entire idea of the book. Now, I think I've figured out a way to actually get to a reasonable size before quitting. My secret is to have no plot, and shallow one dimensional characters, that I won't be afraid to get rid of. Whenver I don't like how something is going, I will just get rid of whatever I don't like, be it a character, a place, or whatever. And I won't need to worry at all about my nonexistant plot. So far, I've got about two paragraphs, and I might write just a little bit more before bed. So, goodnight everybody, hope that you're tomorrow is at least as good as today was.