Worthless and Weak

You're all worthless and weak!

Thursday, February 27, 2003

 
Are there certain people who you seem to run into a lot? Because there's this one friend of mine who I run into a whole lot, and he's almost the only one. I hardly run into any of my other friends randomly, yet this one guy I can't stop from running into.

Now, in the past, there have been people I know who I would run into because our class schedules were similar. That is, we had a class near the same place at the same time. But this is different, there is this one guy who I keep on running into. I do have a couple of theories on this.

Theory number one: Most of my friends aren't too tall, especially the many female friends I have. He is about 6'4, and thus grabs my attention much better than anyone else.

Theory number two: He's plotting to kill me. This is the most likely theory, for a number of reasons. First of all, I can't think of a single reason he would have for not wanting to kill me, while he certainly has many good reason to kill me. In fact, just earlier today, he promised to, and I quote (well, actually paraphrase, but who's checking anyway) "kill you last, little man." Because he wants to kill me, he constantly follows me around, waiting for the right time.

Theory number three: He goes out and about more than any of my other friends, therefore, I am more likely to run into him.

Theory number four: Just a random coincidence thingy, and I'm making too much of a deal out of it.


Well, thats all the theories for you. Its probably a combination of several or all of those. Anyway, night all! Sleep tight, and sweet dreams!

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