Worthless and Weak

I figured something out today. There are two people, both friends of friends, who are agents of Trebla and make their presence known in my life. They are both women. When I first discovered Trebla, I saw two of his agents lure me into a trap. These two people are both women. Most of the people who I suspect might be agents of Trebla are women. So I have discovered this, Trebla's recruits are women. Why you ask? Simple. Women hate me. Now, you may be able to say "I don't hate you, Garrett," and you might even be able to say that while being a woman. Alright, fine. But can you say it without cracking up? Maybe. But can you say that you like me as a human being? Gotcha!

Why do you ask, do they hate me? I'm not really sure. I have several theories about this.

Theory number 1: Everybody hates me. This includes women. Therefore, women hate me.

Theory number 2: They hate me because I'm beautiful.

Theory number 3: A slight variation of theory number 1. Girls hate everyone. This includes me.

Theory number 4: Girls are inherently different from me. Therefore, they don't understand me. Because they don't understand me, they misjudge my motives, and think that I am trying to do something that I'm not.

Theory number 5: A direct contridiction of theory number 4. Women completely understand that my motive is to get them in the sack, and hate me because of it.

Theory number 6: They are all communist scum. ALL OF THEM!!


Well, there are enough theories right now. I personally think that its the second theory. I'm sooooo beautiful! Women just can't stand it.