Worthless and Weak

Me: you're one misunderstood guy, Seth

Seth: Nope, I'm just stupid.

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Luke: What time is it?

Seth: Time for me to rip your heart out, Luke.

Luke: What the hell are you talking about?

Me: Seth, you're starting to worry us.

Seth: Starting?

Dave Csinsi: I'm not really here, but the author decided to include me for some strange reason.

Shawnya: You totally wrote my name wrong.

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Seth: You wanna know the secret to getting a girl?

Me: No. NO! I don't want to know. Let me explain why: If there is something out there which can get you, of all people, one girlfriend, let alone five, it must be the most powerful thing in the universe. And, if it falls into the hands of anybody other than the stupidest person in the universe, (you), it will surely cause the destruction of everything that is good and holy in this world.

Seth: So do you wanna know?

Me: Ahh, why not?

Seth: blah blah blah blah:

Me: Seth, that made absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. You must have been dropped on your head as a child, multiple times, by the doctor who tried so very hard not to deliver you.

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Me: So you have to be stupid to use this?

Seth: No, I had to be stupid to come up with it.

Me: I really don't need to respond to this, in order to make it funny. But I will anyway.

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night