Worthless and Weak

I had one goal today. Getting up for my 8am, and going to it. And my next classes. That was such a long long time ago, and I've done so much since. That early, the world is a very surreal place. With demons, and hunchbacks, and little fairy people that lie to you. And I became convinced than ever that there is a great dark conspiracy against me instigated by Bill James. As I was walking through Ryder, I overheard a group of people talking. One was listing off various medical terms, and everyone else was laughing. "Anti-bodies" "haa-haa-ha-ha-ha-ha-HAA!" "Lymph nodes" "Waa-haa-haa-haa-haa"

When I got back to my apartment, I thought maybe it was all a horrible horrible dream. BUT I HAVE THE SYLLABI TO PROVE THAT I WENT TO THE CLASSES!!!!

Anyway, the rest of my day was surreal as well. The middle part consisted of a walk, which wasn't surreal at all. Then I came back and nothing surreal happened. I was happy. And then, my good friend, then, dinner. So, five of us are having dinner in a booth, minding our own business. When suddenly, a straw wrapping comes flying out of the air and lands next to me. And the people in the booth next to me laugh a lot. So I give it back and say "I believe you dropped something." Now, I figured that I needed to throw something back. You can't exactly throw straw wrappers back, so my friend Steffy gives me a bag of crackers. Which I fling backwards, without looking. And it hits one of the girls in the booth next to me in the back of the head. So, that stuff went on for a while, and for some reason we started quoting Don Hertzfeld. Specifically, "My Anus is Bleeding!" In a really high pitched voice. So Steffy yet again says that I need say that to Sylvia (the person sitting next to me) in a voice loud and clear enough for the table next to me to hear. So, I naturally say NO! And they bug me, and I claim that I could never do it with a straight face. After they stop trying to get me to say it, I look over at Sylvia, and say it. But nobody (other than Sylvia) heard. So, eventually, after about two more tries, I said it. And the table next to us suddenly became very very silent. For a second. And then they all cracked up.

Anyway, my evening ended with surreal Japanese culture. I'm going to have nightmares tonight. Damn Anime School girls, with your atheletic competitions.