Worthless and Weak

Well, I apologize for the complete lack of frequency in my updates. But, its finals week. So my sleep schedule no longer exists. This being the case, I'm not able to write as regularly as I usually am. But, tonight I told myself I would, and I will. But, on with happenings of sorts.

One day, a crowd of thousands gathered around Jesus for some reason (I don't know off hand,) and they had nothing to eat. So Jesus sends out his disciples to get food, and they come back with something like 5 fishes and 4 loaves of bread. I'm not sure of the exact numbers, but its something like that. So anyway, he somehow cuts them up or something, and starts giving it out to the thousands of people. And after he finishes, not only does everybody has enough food, but there was so much left over that they filled something like 12 baskets full of scraps. Fast forward to 2003. I'm running out of meals on my meal plan. Several weeeks ago, I calculate it out to be something like enough for 2 meals per week for the rest of the quarter. So, I decide that the best thing to do is to start going more often. So, I go eating a lot, often with Steffy, Luke or Sylvia. Anyway, as of right now, I have 3 days left, and two meals. I have no idea how that happened, but I guess I can't rule out a miracle. So, thank you Jesus.

Secondly, I managed to come up and invent a theory. Which goes like this: This is the best of all possible worlds. Everything that you think is bad is actually happening to prevent something worse. For instance, I don't have a girlfriend. This is bad for me. However, lets look at the alternative. If I had a girl, that means that somebody would be dating me. And the pain and suffering on this poor girl would be much greater than any pain or suffering I'm in right now. Thus, me having a girlfriend is actually a net loss to all the happiness in society. This theory works especially well to politics. For instance, everybody knows that George Bush is a horrible president. But did you know, that if he wasn't president, Al Gore would be? Can you imagine the mess this country would be in? And if neither Al Gore or George Bush were president, it would be this guy named Ralph Nader. He's an insane communist. He'd have the government running everything into the ground. He'd destroy our country, our way of life, our freedom, and our values. And you know what, some time in the future, somebody will come along who's slighly less horrible than Bush, and then he'll be the next President. And we'll be a little bit better off. So just think about this, next time you vote, you're not voting for the lesser of two evils. You're voting for the least of all evils.

Another thing, look at wife/husband/mistress/whatever. Take a good look at them. First thing is that thats the best you can do. The ultimate best. But this means that you've reached your potential. You've done it, you've won. You're there. There might not be a very good place, but dammit, you've reached it! And its your place. And, as the world slowly but surely decays into hell, just be glad that its doing so at the slowest possible rate.

Umm, I think thats enough for today. I'm gonna go take a shower now, and then write a paper. And think to myself "if I wasn't here, writing a paper, I'd be at a McDonald's flipping burgers."