Worthless and Weak

Well, I registered for classes today! Yay! But other than that, my day was spent sittering around, thinking about baseball, and waiting for Seth to get here. I can't believe that I miss Seth. Well, actually I'm missing the PS2 he brought with him, but anyway. I wonder what crazy adventures he's been having.....


meanwhile, in Utah...

Seth (to himself): hmmmm, I wonder if I can get out of Salt Lake City international airport, see "Boat Trip" and get back in time for my flight. Now, lets think logically. It will take me 10 minutes to get to the theatre, 10 minutes to get back, and the movie is about 100 minutes long. So thats two hours. Its 3:00 now, and my plane leaves at 4:45. Hmmm, maybe I'll just skip the previews.

(Seth wanders out of the airport, and into downtown Salt Lake City, and talks to a random person on the street)

Seth: Excuse me, do you a good movie theatre around here?

Person: Ummm, no.

Seth: Please...??

Person: I said I don't know. I'd like to help you, but I don't know where one is.

Seth: But I want to see Boat Trip, starring the hilarious Cuba Gooding Jr.

Person (aggrivated): Would you be happy if I lied to you and told you there's one five blocks that way (points)?

Seth: Yes

Person: There's one 5 five blocks that way (points again)

Seth Thank you!

(Seth starts to go in that direction, but he quickly loses count of the blocks he has walked)

Seth (to himself): Oh, I'm lost. maybe I'll just go to the nearest restaurant, and have myself a bit to eat.

(Seth wanders for a while, until he bumps into yet another random person on the street, who happens to be named Thaddeus)

Thaddeus: So, what brings you to the city on the Salt Lake?

Seth: I'm flying from Florida to Boston

Thaddeus: Let me repeat the question.

Seth: I was originally supposed to transfer at Atlanta, but I traded tickets with somebody I met at the airport.

Thaddeus: I see.

Seth: So where are you from?

Thaddeus: Logan, Utah.

Seth. Hee-hee. Thats like my roommates name.

Thaddeus: Your roommate's name is Logan Utah.

Seth: No, its like Logan, Utah.

Thaddeus: Blowgun Brutawe?

no.

Shogun Muteawe?

no.

Casper Wyoming?

no.

Then i don't see how its like Logan Utah.

Seth: his name is Logan.

Thaddeus: without the Utah

Seth: exactly

Thaddeus: Thats not very much like Logan Utah. I mean, one could say 'I live in Ogden, Utah. Thats like Logan, Utah, because it has the Utah in it.' or 'I live in Ankara, Turkey. Its like Logan, Utah, because they both have commas.' What's your roommtaes last name?

Seth: Logan.

Thaddeus: So his name is Logan Logan?

Seth: No

Thaddeus: But you said his name was Logan, and his last name was Logan.

Seth: No, I didn't.

Thaddeus: Yes you did

Seth: OK I did, but I didn't mean it

Thaddeus: Fine

Seth: Do you have the time?

Thaddeus: Its 6:00

Seth: Oh NO! FOUR! NO SHOOT DAMN SCREW HUNDRED TWENTY EIGHT, I've missed my flight. I can't believe this. I'm such an idiot. No. Why do I do these things! I can't believe it! No!




Anyway, that funny Seth, what has he gotten himself into this time? Well, one things for sure, his parents' suffered a sevre lack of judgement when they let that boy get on a plane by himself. Maybe not so much of a complete lack of judgement, as patience. Can't say I blame them otherwise. Anyway, hopefully I'll see you all tomorrow.