Worthless and Weak

Day one of my great experiment. I cannot tell you exactly what it is that I'm experimenting with, but the results of which will be the deciding factor of perhaps the most important decision I, (or anyone else, for that matter) will ever make. Hmmm, let me explain this a bit.

I must start off with Fredrick Hegel, and his theory. He theorized that there is the "thesis," or the thing that is. Its opposite is called the "Antithesis". They will merge to create a "synthesis," which then becomes the new "thesis." Here's what his good friend Karl Marx theorized.

Theis (Bourgouis Capitalism) + Antithesis (Worker Oppression) = Synthesis (Communism). See!

Anyway, my great experiment is trying to merge to things that have been dymetrically opposed for ages and ages. Now, it should be noted that I was not the first person to try synthesizing these to things, nor will I be the last, but I am in fact intrigued with the idea.

In any case, day one of the great experiment, and the results were mixed. It didn't exactly merge the best of both worlds, but I think it might be better than either of the two previous options. Oh well, here's to another day of experimentation and scienficial researchity!!!