Worthless and Weak

You're all worthless and weak!

Monday, March 15, 2004

 
Worthless and Weak presensts a play in one Act.


Act I, scene i:

Enter Garrett

Garrett: Ahh, its a wonderful day out. The birds are singing, the sun is out, things are going well. I've got all sorts of things that I should really be happy about. Well, from this day forward, I shall enjoy my life and stop complaining! Hoorray for life!

knocking sound comes from door

Garrett: A knock at the door? Whoever could it be?

Garrett Opens door. Enter Reality

Garrett: Good day reality! I'm feeling wonderful. How are you doing today?

Reality: I just want to inform you that you don't have a girlfriend, and probably never will.

Garrett: .....

fini!

Reality is a good thing. I really like it. In fact, reality might just be the best thing. But at times, Reality can be a gigantic asshole.

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