Worthless and Weak

Its the third annual TQM awards!! (formerly known as the GL awards).

Lets get right to the ceremonies.

First up, are the general Seth and Megan awards. This is the award given to the people named either Seth or Megan who have a positive effect on my life.

The winner for the Megan award is the Megan who sat next to me in Development Economics. Kinda by default, in fact.

The General Seth award goes to General Seth J McKee. Keep on trucking, Seth.

Next up, the Jonesie (or is it Jonesy?, idk, but I'm sure as hell not calling it the Lukie), which goes to the best new person I met this year. And the award goes to none other than Corrine Logan Hailey, my neice. Welcome to the world Corrine, have a good time, and don't forget to leave it a better place than it was when you got here.

Now we come to the Schilling award, which goes to the best performance by a Boston Sports figure. It is named after the first winner, Curt Schilling, who took home the 2004 TQM Schilling award. And the winner is..... Curt Schilling, for his repeated bloody sock episodes. Good job Curt.

Finally, the big award, the 2004 TQM person of the year award. It goes to none other than Priss, my first girlfriend ever. You've made a huge impact in my life, Priss, and I really want to thank you for it. Love, Garrett.